Guess The.......
Guess the Dictator or Sitcom Character
I first saw this about 3 years ago and last night I was amused to see someone with a link to it so I thought I would share it with you and let you have some fun as well.
Truth is a Matter of Perspective
Here you will find the rantings of a man that is easily annoyed by the lunacy of the world he inhabits.
19 Comments:
I win again! You are player number 3 to have chosen Kim Jong Il from North Korea. I knew you were Kim Jong Il from North Korea from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck.
Damn... and I thought that was a good one!
The only rule that I firmly enforce consistently in my house (and it goes for guests as well as pets) is: NO BUTTS IN THE FACE!!! Anyone who breaks this rule gets shot in the ass with a squirt gun. After a while, they figure it out (men AND cats).
Seeker, I just saw a pic that says it's you at Jay's- how'd you hide the horns? Just curious.
ok, no coffee- the no butts thing should've been on the previous post-- oops!
Wow, that thing is good, I choose an obscure British Comedy and still it got me. Oh, well. (Hyacinth Bucket, if you’re curious, from Keeping up appearances).
As for gravity, I think it works the same over the whole planet - holding us on the surface and all (ha ha) but yes I do know hat you're saying, the water turning the other way because of the hemisphere, right. Why don't you apply for a grant conduct the study yourself, science can never know too much.
Naaaaw man I just like coming up with the ideas. Doing the work itself... well... thats like work.
Turn down a chance to conduct a boob study, ummmm, I wouldn't have thought that of you!
Ohh I like a good pair of Hoo Hoo's like most guys, but I got a set already spoken for and I think their owner may be a tad bit displeased if I conducted that type of study.
Fair enough, you'll have to take her to the South and then you can do a study of your own.
Eh? I live in the south hun! Oh Wait silly Seeker you mean down under where you folk live upside down.
Yes, the Southern Hemisphere. And I do not live upside down, who gets to say that you live at the top? Who drew those maps anyway?
Nord, the maps were drawn by rich, white, European men. In my classroom, I always hang a map of the world "upside down" and tell the kids that if Earth is a globe, there is no top and no bottom-- freaks them out a little!
Don't forget, Tsarina, that Australia started out as a prison colony =) Most of the inhabitants are merely sons of convicts.
And the U.S. started out as a dumping ground for the freaks and greedy bastards that couldn't make it in Europe!
My girl! Thanks for the support. For your info big Seek, my family does not come from convict stock, we are Scottish if you go back a few generations and choose to come to this beautiful country.
Tsarina - I think you have the US mistaken for Canada Dear ;)
Nord - Ah Hun, I was just kiddin' you know I love you in a non-Homosexual way, of course ;)
Seek, I know you are just kidding, everything I say is in jest also unless I specifically say it's not. And I love you too. Just curious though, if you love me in a non homosexual way (assuming that you know I am not a man - so you love me in heterosexual kinda way?) Well whatever - it's sweet of you.
You have a post about your inability to keep food particles and your breasts seperated. You didnt know what a morning chub was, and you said you didn;t have a penis or something there abouts. This being said, I would assume female, unless of course you are hermaphrodite and have both mail and female organs.... That would kinda gross me out though because you could actually in all truth be asexual. My revision would have to be that " I love you in an Asexual way" But then I would be loving myself, and if I am loving myself then I would be masturbating right? However, How can a person with both sets of organs actually be masturbating when they are actually in the act of true procreation regardless of outcome?
Hmmm.... you made me think and I didnt really want to! You recieve a negative 3 kudos for this!
Oh peaches, I am so sorry (for making you think). I will have to do some serious sucking up to make up for it (unless I was still in the positive, points wise and have only taken a small step backwards (fingers crossed)). Oh and I can assure you i am not a (or should that be an) hermaphrodite.
it just occured to me that Nord is french for North
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