Code Name: Deep Woods

Ladies and Gentleman,

I have just received urgent information it came to me(From the voices in my head) as follows:

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Seeker,

You are now being deployed... Mission critical.... Repeat! Mission critical. You will commence operation Deep Woods as soon as this broadcast is over.


Mission Plan: Take the anathema known as Brownie and release him into the woods at point Zulu.

Possible Dangers: He may try to scratch you, or fail to leave your vehicle. Do your best to protect yourself. Other humans in the area may try to accost you. Do not let them catch you. If non-completion of task is imminent abort and move to point Charlie and make another attempt.

The Sweeper: At this time we cannot afford a clean up crew. You shall function as your own Sweeper for this assignment. Upon returning to your domicile remove all traces of this rodent and clean everything to make sure his lingering aroma (Yeah the smell of fucking piss and shit) is terminated.

Good luck my son and god speed.

End Transmission.....

Static fills the air and the voice is gone.


Pimping out in my urban camo attire I am off to do as instructed.

The voices are always right... must.. follow.... their desires.