Thursday, November 04, 2004

Dr. Diablo

This guy Fucking Rules!



C A R A C A S, Venezuela, Aug. 14, 2002 — South America has fallen upon hard times largely because credit has been so easy to get. Governments, and many ordinary people, have been living beyond their means, and now are finding they can't keep up the payments on loans that were supposed to make things right.

Rodrigo Herrera, who runs a small debt-collection business in Caracas, Venezuela, has no such bailout policy. His business name is Dr. Diablo, Spanish for Dr. Devil. He is perhaps one of the world's most effective, and most unusual, bill collectors.

Dr. Diablo doesn't break your bones, or shoot holes in your kneecaps. He embarrasses you to death.



Let's say that you are really behind on your car payments. The car dealership hires Dr. Diablo, who shows up at your office, or home, or maybe even your church, dressed as the devil and accompanied by a carload of women in skintight costumes and a vicious dog.

He makes lots of noise with the siren on his SUV, which is painted with hellfire flames. In general, Dr. Diablo makes sure that your neighbors, or your boss, know that you, until now a pillar of the community, are actually a deadbeat.

It's not very discreet. But that's the point.


Humiliation Is Key to a Diablo Raid

"Nobody wants to have me and my little helpers show up at their doorstep," said Dr. Diablo. "So eight times out of 10 they pay up after one phone call from me, rather than face a Diablo raid."

A raid is something to behold. ABCNEWS went along as Dr. Diablo and his outrageously dressed team descended upon Manuel Gonzoles, a restaurant owner who is surprised and shaken by the unholy visitation.

His family owes $12,000 to Diablo's client. At first, Gonzoles refused to pay. But Diablo and his entourage refused to leave. The local police turned a blind eye.

As they sat down to negotiate, Gonzoles seemed to be clutching his wallet for dear life. But the embarrassment and humiliation became too much, and within 10 minutes he signed a paper agreeing to pay, and even allowed himself to be fingerprinted by a Diablo assistant.

Just how much of this was according to the letter of the law is open to question. In Venezuela, according to Dr. Diablo, the legal system works very slowly. That's why creditors turn to him.

It's also why he can act quickly, before debtors have a chance to hire attorneys or present their version to a judge. After all, a lot of people would rather pay Diablo a small amount each month rather than having the neighbors see a disco model dancing with the devil on their front lawn. Perhaps the International Monetary Fund should take notice.

7 Comments:

At 04 November, 2004 21:01, Blogger Zelda said...

Sorry about that - I get hyper sensitive to my "standings" whenever I post something political. Weird, I know.

Dr. Diablo reminds me of that judge, I think here in TX, who makes shoplifters stand outside the store they robbed with signs telling everyone they are thieves. And he has great ones for drunk drivers. He makes them put up crosses or memorials at the sight of the crash or makes them hold signs outside of the bars they were drinking at saying that they killed people. He even made someone watch the autopsy of a drunk driving victim. I think he's cool, but I would never want to be in front of him. I'd rather just go to jail and get it over with.

 
At 04 November, 2004 21:41, Blogger Seeker said...

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At 05 November, 2004 03:11, Blogger Admin said...

bwahaha, this is freakin' awesome :D
As long as he doesn't show up at my doorstep.

 
At 05 November, 2004 05:23, Blogger Zelda said...

{meekly} Yes.

 
At 05 November, 2004 07:44, Blogger Zelda said...

Where are the breasts? I demand justice!

 
At 05 November, 2004 13:56, Blogger Celti said...

Dude, that rocks! What an awesome idea!

 
At 05 November, 2004 22:05, Blogger Nord said...

This guy is hilarious, as long as he doesn't show up at my door...

 

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